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The signs when angry

RAGE: Aries, Scorpio, Libra

Passive aggressive: Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius

Stone face and doesnt even move: Capricorn, Virgo, Sagittarius

Cries with anger: Cancer, Gemini, Leo

virgo true

Dec 13, 2016

Submission. What if…

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markiplier:

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late at night, you had a serious craving for your favorite cereal, so you go to your local grocery store, decked out in your Markiplier pajama pants. 

As you groggily search for your cereal, you notice someone else come down the aisle, but don’t pay much attention. You continue to search for your cereal, when the other person says in a familiar voice, “I like your pants.”

You look up… and it’s Mark, holding your favorite cereal.

You gasped in horror, because your favorite cereal was Explodi-O’s! Only years of training has allowed your iron gullet to withstand the flavor (and Nitroglycerin) packed marshmallows! You make a lunging leap for the box, only to knock said box out of Markiplier’s grubby and unwashed hands. 

Both of you look on in even more horror the previously experienced as time slows down to allow the gravity of the situation to fall. As that’s happening gravity is causing the box to fall with increasing fastness towards the ground. With lightning reflexes you to tuck, roll, dip, duck, dive, and tuck under the nearest pile of America’s Least Favorite Cereal™ Lead-Brick-O’s.

You’re effectively shielded from the flavor blast but the poor sod known as Markiplier was blown to smitheroons. You stand tall among the wreckage of your local supermarket. Hundreds are injured and ones are dead. You look down at Markiplier’s freshly exploded corpse in wonder at how a routine trip to the supermarket turned out to be so amazing. But then you remember that your life is pretty awesome so you adorn your aviators and hop on your motorcycle. You ride off into the sunset completely forgetting that technically this was your fault and you should probably take a little responsibility for your actions.

But you don’t. 

Because you’re awesome.

Who brought this back?!

Best👏🏻moment👏🏻ever

Oosh out
Thank you for existing

Originally posted by relatable-anime-moments

Nov 18, 2016

Equality

markiplier:

I was in an abusive relationship. Whenever my ex-girlfriend and I got into an argument, which was often, it eventually led to me being slapped or punched. The physical damage was nothing compared to the emotional toll, but not one time did I ever strike back because that’s not the kind of person I wanted to be. I don’t want anyone, regardless of gender, to have to go through that.

A lot of people are making a great many assumptions without proper context but all of that aside I’m more disheartened that people would actually believe that I would perpetuate violence against women. Violence is a problem. Jack and I were not making some grand sweeping statement about feminism or trying to say that it’s okay to hit women. We were shooting the breeze talking about some crazy videos we saw on YouTube. The main point that some people missed out on is that it’s not okay to hit ANYONE. 

Equality is an ideal. But ideals taken in the literal sense don’t fit the world as it exists today. An eye-for-an-eye is literal equality. Men and women being able to hit one-another is literal equality. There is a SERIOUS imbalance to that particular equation that needs to be solved but as a whole it’s still not the kind of equality I fight for. I fight for a world that eventually forgets what violence is. I would gladly lay down my life to change the world today so that when I’m long gone and forgotten someday there will be a generation that only remembers humanity’s violence and greed in history books and children’s tales.

My videos are only intended to make people smile and I’m sincerely sorry that this one in particular failed to do that. I’ll always hold myself to a higher standard and I hope that you all will too. And remember to keep smiling! :D

-Mark

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Nov 16, 2016

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